Agent Green Glass finishes a 101 and Choco writes a 100, and I sit here trying to think of something to write. I realise that I have been thinking ever since I wrote some stupid story about the sweetness of salt.
I burn with envy. How can they be so prolific. Ms. R seems to churn out one poem a day. And each one seems to make so much sense.
In anger, I hunt blogosphere. I have to find another blogger as lethargic as I. My hunt leaves me frustrated and depressed. Everyone seems to be updating the blog at least once a day. And there are those idiots who do it twice.
Slowly I realise. Now I understand how the “little” boy felt in the common shower.
I can’t even update mine once a week. What can I write about? Nothing seems interesting enough. I have a few stories spinning in my head – but then I am too lazy to pen them down.
I can’t write poetry. I can’t intellectualise. I can’t write about food. I find politics boring. History repeats. Stories take too long. Films are watched and then forgotten. Work life is a constant. Women never change much. Who wants to write about men anyway? Nostalgia dawns… then yawns. And pets I don’t have.
I need inspiration. Or a muse. Or something to amuse.
Then I read Choco… write for yourself she screams… and as always she sounds candid… and threatening. I say fine. OK. I will write. For myself. Do I have a choice? Who wants to incur the wrath of a candid friend.
So I write this rubbish on my blog.
I am inspired.
I have moved my ass.
Now I move my fingers.
Still no muse
But now I am amused.
I have a post
I have exorcised the ghost
I rest in peace…
I can be lazy for another week
My blog name should change…
One post a week... by a very lazy freak
51 comments:
Once when I took a public speaking course - the adage was never speak on anything you haven't earned the right to speak on. I think the same goes for writing.
I personally would love to know about you. What was your most embarassing momen? Or that first kiss? How awkward was it? Or maybe the best advise your father or uncle ever gave you. I think you get it.
"I rest in peace…
I can be lazy for another week"
ha. loan you a pet?
i love rubbish.
specially when its so well written. so shake off the sympathy.
coz you ain't getting any.
you write well.
and if you need a muse may i suggest india TV
Called me an idiot did you? :P I am guilty of more than a post a day! Hahahaha. But there is some one who can beat you @ your muse. CM. IT's been over two weeks since he wrote a post on his own blog :P
@ Choco
"you can get away with murder"
You can probably hire me to kill a few people in Kannur. I can do that easily with my bad jokes.
And, yes, princess, I am pleased to be your court jester.
@ Grayquill
Hmmm... Yes, I can write about all this... If only I wasn't so goddamn lazy...
@ AGG
Welcome back... We share this liking for rubbish... Lets keep at it...
@ India TV... Yes... my new muse is the bald egghead with a mole on his face... The lord of rubbish...
@ R
NO. I can't call you an Idiot. You can... :-)
And I can see that CM hasn't written everything and I see him on your blog, frustrated, lagaoing naarebaazi for "happier posts" :-D
hahahaha..It's good to be bored. It's good. It's good to dry up. It helps you write because you feel, not because you have to.
@ This is That
Its a raging internal debate... I am still trying to figure out if I am really bored or am I just lazy...
u have got a mate dude.. its me ... i update my blog very rare...
join the club... :P
Thanks Suree
I am now a proud member of the lazy blogger club. And proudly so :-D
I Njoyed it very much :)Gibberish rocks anyday yay yay!!!
Oh! then welcome to by blog Rashmi, rest assured... you will find loads of that here...
i just followed up on d comment i left u 4 d sweetness of salt story...n holy cow!!! i called u a madame...i dunno how i came 2 dat conclusion...sorry abt dat buddy! ***embarrased face***
n as a sign of repentance...i m followin u :D
u knw somethin...i'll give my right arm away if i cud post once a week...my avg is worse dan once a month!!! so m in d club dats like d deluxe version of ur lazy blogger club!!! ;)
n i was kiddin abt d "givin d arm" thing...i wud give it away only if i get a kfc bucket in return :D:D
@Blunt
LOL... People like you make me proud... and welcome to the club...
HaHaHa...
I sufferred from the same syndrome..till i got someone to make me key in atleast once a week...by threatning me, making me feel that i am the stupidest 23 year old in the world and sometimes doing things i cant mention here.... ;)
Thats actually well written
Come on Rohan... write a post about the unmentionable things that are being done with you.... We all promise to read :-)
Thank you Pesto Sauce...
And so says the meandering mind! After you have written this, I don't think you need to discuss about something or someone. You can go about this randomness as it makes a lot of sense.
Thank you for stopping by! I shall keep visiting and now, blogrolling you.
TC
Nikki.
Thank You Nikki.. I am honored... and please finish that story...
I got a feeling you are not even a little bit lazy.
I can't say that I understood your entire post, but at the same time, it was very poetic. you're definitely a good writer.
well, creativity doesn't come that often so embrace it whenever it comes, even if it doesn't fit in your "blog posting schedule."
I've bookmarked you--maybe the more posts I read, the more I'll understand!
www.lawshucks.com/laidoffdiary
@ Grayquill
:-D
@ Laid off Diary
Poetic??? Thanks Mate... But wasn't intentional...
And thank you for the encouragement... and for bookmarking the blog...
Keep visiting... Thank You :-)
Well, hello!
I written more of it so come and read it!
Right Away Nikki... Right Away..
i loved your lines at choco's latest post
and i loved this one too, i will be here more often than you think, so......
move your lazy ass around and write more often , i wanna read fresh stuff OK ;) lolz
and believe me i too face with the same problem as you do,
take care and keep writing......
Thank You for visiting Thousif... i will try...
Lol
Man u reminded me of me..i barely manage 1 post a week..so next time u look arnd blogosphere for sum1 as lethargic as urself...drp in at my blog...and u wont b disappointd :P
You write a post about not knowing what to write a post on and you have 30 odd comments. Like wow. Enough said :D
@ Shanu...
Thank you for visiting Shanu. Will drop by your blog later today...
@ Divya...
A lot of people empathize with this post...
That is why so many comments...
But why poor Philip? He fell in love and got the girl?
@ Nikki...
LOL.. Don't let it bother you too much... but I have left a comment on your post...
I love this post and I am a first timer here. Blgrolling you :)
Thank you for visiting Nikita... glad you like rubbish... that's what I churn out generally... :-)
LOL...I think blogs are places to unload your thoughts...sometimes they turn into something, sometimes they don't...I hope no one takes all my blogs (which are sometimes prolific) to be my best work (they're not!) but they are fun for me to do...:)
Good luck!
@ K
Thank you K. Thank you for visiting my blog and thank you for understanding...
Well well I don't know if you passed through my blog or not because I am the most lethargic one, for the first time I posted twice in a month I usually post once. I am trying to join the weekly club and am keeping my fingers crossed over that....kudos to you for writing this one..........
Hi Prithvi,
I keep track of your blog mate... and I can understand why you take longer to update the blog... very thoughtful writing...
Well, even though this post has nothing, somehow I feel something! ;)
I am as lethargic as you! SO same pinch!
Pawan... Thanks mate... need the support :-)
lazy blogger club???
I think I will rank 'number one' in this club for low-frequency-posting! =)
In anger, I hunt blogosphere. I have to find another blogger as lethargic as I:D....read ME...btw loved the rubbish....it smelt really bad and stank of laziness:P
@ Manish...
You dont deserve to be part of the lethargic community... you write too well
thanks but its manisha:(
@ Manisha
Apologies :-)
Uhh i like the blog name :D
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