Wednesday, September 2, 2009

"Tag Ka Saamna" aka "Iss Tag Se Mujhe Bachao"

I have been tagged... by Choco... so here goes...


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4
Under the influence of the landowner’s smile, in whose….
Salman Rushdie’s Midnight Children

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can & catch air?
Ok… reached out… grabbed some air… Yikes… caught something smelly… Did someone fart???

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
NDTV India… Salman Khan is buying an IPL team to compete with Sharukh Khan… go figure… does anyone care…

4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
1:15 am?

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
1:18 am.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Sania Mirza and Somdev Burman have reached the second round in the US Open… good news… on CNN IBN

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
A hour and a half back. Left office to come home.

8. Before you started this Q&As, what did you look at?
My blog…

9. What are you wearing?
A grey pyjama.

10. When did you last laugh?
When I answered question no. 2.

11. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint.

12. Seen anything weird lately?
The mirror…

13. What do you think of this quiz?-

Yawn!

14. What is the last film you saw?

Little Zizou… on DVD… a delightful little film

15. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A book… on how to spend it overnight….

16. Tell me something about you that I dunno!

I live exactly 402 miles (647 kms) from the Palolem beach in Goa.

17. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Nothing… sometimes things are not great… at other times they are dreadful… but everything has a reason… the wheel of creation and destruction has to be kept in motion… consciously we create... subconsciously we destruct... the wheels turn...

18. Do you like to Dance?
I like to prance…


19. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Huh! Gajgamini

20. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Supandi

21. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Not forever… not for long… I care too much for my Indian Passport to exchange it for another… I have had opportunities… I choose to live here. There, in my opinion, is nothing that you can do abroad that you can’t do in India.

22. What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Son… Here are my papers…. 1 month notice… When do I start the hand-over…


Ok... done... I pass this on to anyone unfortunate enough to have the low IQ levels required to even consider answering this... like me... of course...

If you are proudly stupid... like me... and decide to take up this tag... let me know... i promise to come over and cry while I read the rubbish written on your blog...

64 comments:

Choco said...
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Anita :) said...

Hilarious one! I've tagged you too..! I am taking this questionaire and posting it on my blog! I was so desperately out of good topics all these days!! LOl...! Your answers made me laugh loud!..I'm on vacation to Kerala for Onam..will soon be back and answering this as this is my first task once I reach!

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Choco...

Why the shock at 16... what did you expect :-)

And Happy Onam...

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Anita...

Happy Onam to you mate... enjoy yourself... and where have you tagged me... checked your blog... couldnt find it...

R S said...

1.don't make fun of midn....(if u meant to?)
3.doesn't Sallu bhai know the fate of Shahrukh's night drivers?

well I think I play the game..
will answer the questions in my next post..

btw I have blogrolled u..

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ RS...

Naah! Its the book I am reading now... a little late... I know.. but its brilliant... so wasnt making fun of it...

I dont think Sallu Bhai knows his own name...

Kaddu said...

U know what... I think I'll take up this tag! :D Yupp... I'm as stupid as you are... maybe even more! ;)
He he! :D

Give me some time though... I like to do tags when I don't have anything else to blog about.

Btw, ur template looks new and very neat! I'm visiting ur blog after a very long time... was just reading ur posts off my Google Reader! :p

As the Mind Meanders said...

Welcome back Kaddu... do come back a little more often... and yes... do the tag quickly.. :-)

Choco said...
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As the Mind Meanders said...

Shaabash Choco... par hum ab tak murkta khi hadh paar nahin kar chuke hain...

Thousif Raza said...

it was lol indeed

i loooooooooooooooved the title man awesome..........


little zizou hmmm i too liked that movie, simple yet elegant...

supandi really???, that literally had me on the floor ya, awesome again

well i wont take up this(stupid) tag, but i have taken another, so hope to c ya there.....

take care and keep writing..........

agent green glass said...

nice names your kids will have.

they will also probably want to beat you to pulp for those names.

Shanu said...

@ Choco's frst comment

ROFL @ pt no. 2

Sheesh yaar choco..yeah tag ka koi fayda nahi hua. Kuch aur karna padega. I have a couple of other tags open that I could close and tag Mindey..but kya na he mite not do it. Haan, I shall tag u and tu usko tag kar dena..wat say?

Shanu said...

@ Mindey

I know a girl called Gajagamini at work. Kahin woh teri beti toh nahi?

And left wrk at 11.30? Umm do u wrk at a contact centre?

Hmm.. guy in his mid twenties, lives in Bandra and works at a contact center..We are getting closer to discoverin who u are Mindey!

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Thousif...

Cool... will come over and read your tag mate...

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ AGG

My kids will be proud of their unusual names...

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Shanu...

Koi tag kaam nahin ayega madam...

Aur kya deduction hai... sherlock... very good... so now I work in a contact centre... cool... even I did not know this about me... now guess which call centre... some place in mindspace Malad (maybe that is the secret of my blog name na)... maybe I work in your contact centre... four desks away from yours... think... you dont know for a fact that I got to know your name from Indiblogger... HA HA HA :-D

Shanu said...

Ohh u wrk in Mindspace. Dekh yeh toh maine socha bhi nahi aur tune anjane main bata bhi diya. :P
I stay v close to Mindspce. Kabhi na kabhi main tereko pakad hi legi.

Aare nahi re..i dont wrk for a contact centre..sumtimes i wish i did. Suna hai ki wahan ke ladke bade hndsome hote hain!Kissi ko to pata leti thi!

Nikki said...

Oh me gosh! Is it suddenly the tag season? every blog...I mean every blogger is doing it! :) :)

As the Mind Meanders said...

You want me to tag you Nikki :-D

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Shanu...

Honey... I am getting to know more about you that you are getting to know about me...

I work at Mindspace... in a contact centre... do you still believe it... Think re... sarcasm jaisi ek cheez hai... aur mera last comment usse ooze kar raha tha...

And now you have told me that you live near mindspace... mature girl... he he he :-)

Shanu said...

@ Mindey

Main nanhi si masoom bacchi..sarcasm warcasm mai kya janu re!

Here I was tryin to play a game and uske badle main mujhe kya mila?? main apni identity aur ghar ka address bhi disclose kar baithi!!

Thank God tereko yeah pata nahi chala ki main Bhoomi Classic main rehti hai..nahi toh main mere 11th floor ke flat se neeche khud jati!

Kaddu said...

Ha ha ha ha! Rahi sahi kasar bhi poori kar di!

Kaddu said...

Btw ATMM, I agree with AGG! If you really name ur kids as mentioned in ur post... they WILL beat u to pulp! :D

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Shanu...

Shabash mere sher...

Meri Maa... Ek aakhri kasar reh gayi... who bhi poori karlo... apna phone number bhi daal do mere blog pe...

Now I can go after Choco's identity... Muhahahaha...

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Kaddu...

I am really tempted to name them like that... wont the love me...

Atrisa said...

I have this really strong urge to add dutty questions; A lot of "When was the last time....." ;) Ok I have some free time, I can make a questionnaire of my own and tag y'all :D *Devious plans in the making*

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ AT

Game... but you fill your own questionaire before it comes to us... :-)

Choco said...
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As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Choco...

Catch Her! Main Mindey hai... Spidey nahin hai...

Kaun Jeeta... Kaun Haara... premature assessments... tch tch...

Haan! you will put up a picture of yourself as a child and expect me to sacrifice my anonymity... true blue Piscean you are...

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Choco said...
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blunt edges said...

i just confirmed...great minds DO actually think alike!!! :D:D:D

Anita :) said...

I am at home for vacation na.. I get very little time and space even to post comments... will answer your questionaire when I am back after vacation next week..! Do visit my blog when I'm done :-)

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Choco....

Time for an alias change... Choco to Bhadko... :-)

How can you get offended so easily... you dont know for a fact what I meant... you assume that it means the same thing as the worst interpretation of the statement that you know...

You deserve to be called Bhadko... and see - I am still getting to know a little bit more about you... :-D

ani_aset said...

Palolem sai hai kya reference point dhoonda hai :)
hehe supandi is what?
21. i agree with that one
22.hahaha Superbbbbbbbbb

Dreaming Eyes said...

heyy...u ppl r enjoying tagging these days...its taggy season..gud..

2. yikes.. only u can write dis.. ;)

16. u knw zamana kharab hai..aise apna complete address kisi bhi site pe nai likhte..ok.. :)

19/20. gajgamini and supandi..to unki mom kaisi hogi..vishkanya types.. ;)

22. hahhaa

hilarious ans..gud going..

take care....

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Blunt

I told you :-)

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Anita

Cool... enjoy the holiday.. come back and get cracking on the tag... look forward to reading your take on it...

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Ani...

Supandi... from Tinkle... have you read it...

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Dream...

Why Yikes... what did I do :-)

No mate.. Surpanaka... kyunki uski naak kabhi kat nahin sakti...

Shanu said...

@ Choco

Nahi re dont worry..I wont tell Mindey that my ph number is 982071245. Tu bhi nahi batana ok?

And maine bahar peek kar ke dekha..he isnt flyin/standing anywhere near the window!

Phew!

Shanu said...

@ Mindey

Man u are so mean..how can u not catch me when I fall.
And I thght u are a good guy..but afsoos!

Chalo koi nahi..tum dono apna pic mat dalo.. main daal deti hoon..tum bhi kya yaad karoge!

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Shanu

Arre yaar... Ek 3 bheech mein daal dete to 10 digit ka asli phone number to lagta... Do chaar log phone karke maamu to ban jaate yaar... kya shanu... useless you are :-)

Hopefully pic asli hoga (ya at least lagega... please pick a pic of a good looking girl... please) :-) :-)

And sorry if I disappointing you mate... I told you I am the villain... not the hero... and I haven't really been trained in catching unidentified flying objects... :-) :-)

Shanu said...

@Mindey

yeh I was planning to do that..but then didnt wanna take a chance..kahin kissi ka asli number nikla toh usko fokat ke calls jayenge.

And wat do u mean pic of a good look gal..main apna hi pic dalne wali hai..im extremely gorgeous!

Choco said...
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As the Mind Meanders said...

@ 'Gorgeous' Shannu...

Dunno why... I am dead sure its gonna be someone elses photograph...

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Bhadco

Chalo... lets focus on Shannu now...

buttercup said...

haha gud 1...

Anita :) said...

I'm back...and tagged you..!!!!!

Tongue Trip said...

what are you? lol

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Tongue Tip

An animal... and welcome to the blog of the beast :-)

Tongue Trip said...

Mister Beast/Animal, Do I need to? Do I???????? (outscored you on the question marks!)
As for the blog name, there are two factors behind it and guess what, I will tell you about just one, that being, I am averse, no, allergic to any synthetic odour or what you would call fragrance. Is there a scent of scentlessness? Hmm hmm

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ TT

Well... at least some good resulted from the dislike... no... allergy... you have a nice blog name....

and scent of scentlessness... If there is... the beast promises to sniff it out... on the day when time becomes timeless... and until then... I hope you smell success on your blog... keep writing mate...

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Thousif Raza said...

you have a surprise on my blog, hope you like it see ya there soon


take care and keep writing.........

Ashish said...

Cool Blog!

Tongue Trip said...

Thanks for revisiting. loquacity, perhaps, next time. whats coming from you this time?

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ TT

Vacuity...perhaps :-)

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Ashish

Thanks bro

mentalie said...

hello! i just stumbled onto your blog in the middle of a jobless day at work and i've spent a considerable number of man hours collecting my innards off the floor. raakhi and dev-iii caught me right in the solar plexus and i'm almost afraid to read on...but i think i'm addicted.

As the Mind Meanders said...

@ Mentalie

Tut Tut... I might get blocked on the company firewall for causing physical harm to employees... I do hope the innards are fine and functional...

Big welcome to my blog mate :-)

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